Loki: Thor, someone's nicked your hammer!
Thor: WHAT THE BLISTERING BEARDS. GO AND GET IT FOR ME.
Loki: OK, OK.
-a while later-
Loki: Hey! You took Thor's hammer!
Giant: Yup. And you're never gonna find it. Cause I'm awesome and hid it really well. (I always won at Hide n Seek.)
Loki: Well, shit. What will you accept as a trade for it?
Giant: Hm. Well, ( Read more... )